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"We are celebrated pooper's." -Nibbler... (read full scoop)

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"It was easily a three-pound shit." -Taylor,... (read full scoop)

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"A backup system? We're designing bathroom doors with our legs exposed in anticipation of the locks not working? That's not a... (read full scoop)

Classic Christmas Poop Quote

Ellen Griswold: "What are you looking at?" Clark Griswold: "Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn. The clean, cool chill of the holiday air. And... (read full scoop)

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"I begin to perceive this impending intestinal requirement whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm... Even if I can somehow manage to momentarily extricate myself from the proceedings and relieve this unstoppable force, I know that that... (read full scoop)

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